[Tony's moved on from the kitchen and now stands in front of the sink of Thor's shared bathroom. He brushes his teeth with one hand as he reads the messages off his opposite wrist.
Raising a brow, he holds the brush between his teeth as he reaches over to text back--]
that should be ihu. u = you. shorthand
and oh right because flash gordon is way more relevant to kids these days. also it's not bragging if it's a fact. and sure. engineer. except with larger annual income. still trying to figure out the merlin-meets-terminator technology here but once i do i can make you a baby's-first-smartphone, k
I’m not talking about kids THESE days! Stop changing the context just to be sassy!
Also, I have no idea half of what you said means, but I’m not some baby! I know how to engineer, too! I’ve made stuff for my regiment before! You’re NOT as special as you think you are, pal.
Ahhh, glad you asked! It was a real stroke of genius and generosity on my part. I refurbished a projector for my boys to watch some films, and our commanding officer’s car engine just happened to be available for powering it up!
What’s a little court martial for a morale boost, yeah? ftw
Your flattery is insulting! They were newsreels, nothing more. You deviant.
[ Nyeh heh hehn. ]
What? Why in the world is that "internet slang"? You would never use that! In fact, I'm starting to believe half of this slang isn't even real! What have you done to me, old man?!
anyway [he texts as he turns on the shower with his other hand,] g2g. enjoy your newfound shades and stolen look. imitation is the sincerest form of flattery i'm told
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omfg ihy
Should I spell that one out for you, ya old bat?
And I was thinking more along the lines of Flash Gordon.
A Trip to the Moon was almost twenty years before I was born!
So, you're what, and engineer?
Is that what you're trying to insinuate with your little bragging spree there?
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Raising a brow, he holds the brush between his teeth as he reaches over to text back--]
that should be ihu. u = you. shorthand
and oh right because flash gordon is way more relevant to kids these days. also it's not bragging if it's a fact. and sure. engineer. except with larger annual income. still trying to figure out the merlin-meets-terminator technology here but once i do i can make you a baby's-first-smartphone, k
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Stop changing the context just to be sassy!
Also, I have no idea half of what you said means, but I’m not some baby!
I know how to engineer, too!
I’ve made stuff for my regiment before!
You’re NOT as special as you think you are, pal.
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He tries again--]
ok. I'll bite, with an expectation of overwhelming disappointment. what kind of stuff?
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It was a real stroke of genius and generosity on my part.
I refurbished a projector for my boys to watch some films,
and our commanding officer’s car engine just happened to be available for powering it up!
What’s a little court martial for a morale boost, yeah?
ftw
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either way what really should've gotten you court-martialed is your continued attempts at internet slang. ftl
....that's faster-than-light, "for the lose" is definitely not a thing
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They were newsreels, nothing more.
You deviant.
[ Nyeh heh hehn. ]
What? Why in the world is that "internet slang"?
You would never use that!
In fact, I'm starting to believe half of this slang isn't even real!
What have you done to me, old man?!
1/2
anyway [he texts as he turns on the shower with his other hand,] g2g. enjoy your newfound shades and stolen look. imitation is the sincerest form of flattery i'm told
(ftr, i'm told that a lot)
2/2
.........nah. i'll just leave you in suspense :)