I didn't say I FANTASIZED about Space Camp Just that I thought about it a lot because it would be a really cool thing to have gone to as a kid Are you saying you WOULDN'T have wanted to go to Space Camp???
[ although peter's never going to, even jokingly, deny also being glad that tony swooped into his life- and, hey! he even (inadvertently or not) helped him get to actual space! so, you know. consider those standards raised.
but then... there it is. it was only a matter of time before he asked about that, really, but- ]
Do we have to talk about what furry moon I am?
I was kind of hoping this was one of those problems that I could just ignore until they went away.
"I thought about it a lot." literally the definition of fantasizing about space camp
okay, rule #1 about furry moon: I'm the only one allowed to call it a furry moon. coming from you, it's just... creepy
rule #2: like i said, these furry moons are dangerous. they don't just add extra appendages, they also mess with the way your brain fires off synapses. so it's important to keep track of who's what
.......that said, did you wake up with fox, cat, or owl stuff this morning
Okay, fine. Do we have to talk about what [REDACTED] moon I am?
[ he doesn't answer the last question right away, instead spending a minute or two trying to kick the next pillow back onto the couch as well. this time he tries to kick it up to the ceiling at the right angle so that it bounces down to the right spot, which is a great time waster, but... eventually practicality and tony's logic win out and he answers. ]
[Tony frowns at the next set of messages. He scoots back on the floor and rests his back against the wall as he gropes for the uneaten half of a bologna sandwich next to him.
It's easy to laugh at, sure, and Tony is going to laugh at it, same as he did to Fido Rogers and Angel Odinson, but... the points he made back at McDenny's still hold water. Finding yourself a brand new member of the Furry Brigade is all well and hilarious on the surface, but it's still your body being toyed with. It's your brain getting tweaked. It's your behavior and convictions -- the fabric of who you are -- shifted and warped under a funny, fuzzy wrapper.
Tony opens his mouth around the corner of his sandwich before he pulls it away again. He gazes at it for a second, then puts it aside to type on his device.]
i'll bring you something. they've got some facsimile of indian food here, you like indian food?
That's okay you don't have to bring me anything I can just order it now that I know about the tip situation It'll be fine
[ to be honest, the thought of indian food and hanging out with tony is tempting- but all it takes is peter attempting to run his hand through his hair and being met with cat ears along the way to remind him why that's not a good idea. he's just going to have to stay strong and resist, and check his kitchen again to see if there's any cup noodles he overlooked or something-
he lasts about a minute. ]
I do like Indian food
What's their number? In case I want to order from there later or something
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Just that
I thought about it a lot because it would be a really cool thing to have gone to as a kid
Are you saying you WOULDN'T have wanted to go to Space Camp???
[ although peter's never going to, even jokingly, deny also being glad that tony swooped into his life- and, hey! he even (inadvertently or not) helped him get to actual space! so, you know. consider those standards raised.
but then... there it is. it was only a matter of time before he asked about that, really, but- ]
Do we have to talk about what furry moon I am?
I was kind of hoping this was one of those problems that I could just ignore until they went away.
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okay, rule #1 about furry moon: I'm the only one allowed to call it a furry moon. coming from you, it's just... creepy
rule #2: like i said, these furry moons are dangerous. they don't just add extra appendages, they also mess with the way your brain fires off synapses. so it's important to keep track of who's what
.......that said, did you wake up with fox, cat, or owl stuff this morning
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[ he doesn't answer the last question right away, instead spending a minute or two trying to kick the next pillow back onto the couch as well. this time he tries to kick it up to the ceiling at the right angle so that it bounces down to the right spot, which is a great time waster, but... eventually practicality and tony's logic win out and he answers. ]
Cat. [ and then, immediately: ]
DON'T laugh
If you laugh I'll know
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please. only a monster would make light of such a grave desecration of your earthly form
seriously, though, have the lasagna cravings increased
garfield
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No!!!
I mean
Maybe
Kind of?
Not lasagna but that is why I asked about delivery
I am NOT going out in public like this
Ever
[ because that's a viable option. ]
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It's easy to laugh at, sure, and Tony is going to laugh at it, same as he did to Fido Rogers and Angel Odinson, but... the points he made back at McDenny's still hold water. Finding yourself a brand new member of the Furry Brigade is all well and hilarious on the surface, but it's still your body being toyed with. It's your brain getting tweaked. It's your behavior and convictions -- the fabric of who you are -- shifted and warped under a funny, fuzzy wrapper.
Tony opens his mouth around the corner of his sandwich before he pulls it away again. He gazes at it for a second, then puts it aside to type on his device.]
i'll bring you something. they've got some facsimile of indian food here, you like indian food?
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That's okay you don't have to bring me anything I can just order it now that I know about the tip situation
It'll be fine
[ to be honest, the thought of indian food and hanging out with tony is tempting- but all it takes is peter attempting to run his hand through his hair and being met with cat ears along the way to remind him why that's not a good idea. he's just going to have to stay strong and resist, and check his kitchen again to see if there's any cup noodles he overlooked or something-
he lasts about a minute. ]
I do like Indian food
What's their number? In case I want to order from there later or something
[ he's a well of strength. really. ]
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Then--]
ha ha. nice try.
[Someone raps on Peter's door, with three sharp knocks.]
oh i'm here btw