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[industries]

> Captain to mailman. Big demotion, Rogers.
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> So like
> I guess I can let you stay in my townhouse
> if you really need it
> temporarily
> with full rent
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> and a deposit

[assembles]

Wow, how generous of you.
I'll have to come take a look at the lease to make sure everything's above-board.

Also, I'm not sure you're the one who wants to get started on talk about demotions. Just saying.

[industries]

> I'm a philanthropist, what can I say.
> Anyway, I just paid the landlord and he gave me the keys, it
> oh
> yeah, guess I
> did sign something.
>
> Okay, fine, whatever, talk to the landlord. He's named Butch. Dark coat, tophat, has a gold tooth and a big bulldog and
> you know what
> we should probably take a look at the lease to make sure everything's above board.

[assembles]

[ jesus christ ]

All right, send me the address. I'll head over.